Dishonor on ya whole family

27 | queer | she/her
here for a good time, not a long time

self-loving-vampire:

psychotic-gerard:

do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

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This is the point we’re at now by the way.

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y'all are ao stupid it hurts, 

wyrmweed:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

transcription by @jub3r7

“This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You’re not really rolling them straight :/ I’m not sure I like this at all, I don’t like the noise. See what’s the point! That didn’t break with the contraption, so it doesn’t coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don’t like the noise - she was with chil- you’re BEATING the child! It’s just sick. It’s twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is… where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they’re all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don’t like this - it’s SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don’t - they’re SPRITZING me!” *from other video, a man’s voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: “I’m sorry. What was that?” *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) “No.”

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toskarin:

toskarin:

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looks like the 'i found pills and ate them' pill in binding of isaac LOL, 

desolationlesbian:

Pensions sound so fake as a zillennial. You work for one place for decades (already sounds fake) and then afterwards you leave and they just. keep paying you. the same amount of money. to do nothing. for the rest of your life. if i wasn’t already aware that this was something that readily and commonly existed during my grandparent’s days then it would sound like some kind of socialist pipe dream

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supervillainexe:

“kill them with kindness” wrong, chain lightning.

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zzzzZZZZZAAAP, 
labelleizzy:
“siawrites:
“ shadows-ember:
“ thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ weepingdildo:
“ Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
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No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the...

labelleizzy:

siawrites:

shadows-ember:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

weepingdildo:

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

This is humanity

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

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happy birthday curiosity!, you have such an exciting life!!, 

moshpitwario:

Forth wall reinforced by Kermit The Frog

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arcaniumagi2:

explorerrowan:

busket:

lovely-v:

Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

at the rose city comic con panel this month a fan asked them (sean and elijah) if sam and frodo were in love and they said

Sean: …..yes. absolutely

Elijah: 100 percent.

Sean: dont tell rosie

Rosie: “This is my husband Sam, and that’s his husband, Frodo. Frodo is my husband-in-law. I’m not into him, he’s he’s a bit too ‘elfy’ for my taste, but Sam likes him, and that’s fine with me. As far as I know, Frodo can’t give Sam children, but Frodo looks after ours all the same, so I don’t mind sharing Sam if it means another pair of eyes on the wee ones. In all honesty, our family tree is right simple compared to some hobbits. Yes, I’m referrin’ to you Lobelia, over there pretendin’ you ain’t eavesdroppin’. Still bitter you ain’t got either of my boys or their house, eh?”

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lotr, love this hobbit drama, 

uncannycory:

poll-position:

What is your eye color? You can clarify light / dark / medium in the tags or comments!

Brown

Blue

Green

Hazel

Black

Red or Pink (as with ocular albinism)

Central or sectoral Heterochromia

Complete Heterochromia

Other or just show results

wait!!! I didnt know central heterochromia was a thing! I just thought it was cool my blue eyes had a ring of gold in the middle 🥺💕💕

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medium brown, they've got little bits of gold in them 🥰, 

nonbinary-cryptid-baby:

What’s your favorite Ghibli movie?

Princess Mononoke

My Neighbor Totoro

Kiki’s Delivery Service

Spirited Away

Ponyo

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Castle in the Sky

Arrietty

Howl’s Moving Castle

None of these/tagging it/I want to see the answers

See Results

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spirited awaaayyyyy, it was my first and faaaavvveee,