Dishonor on ya whole family

27 | queer | she/her
here for a good time, not a long time

soyala04:

hybridcalisthenics:

You CAN do deep squats, my friend!

I’ve seen a few of this guys vids (the pullup one most recently) floating around now and i cannot tell you how much i love them.

there’s so much emphasis on getting in shape and exercising, but it all just assumes that everyone can already do these exercises to begin with.

you need to build up your body’s muscles first and i will forever rage that PE/Gym class never teaches kids how

this man’s a pure blessing for breaking these exercises down to easier steps

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dark-deathrage asked: you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

pyrose-the-flame:

theun–sj:

dark-deathrage:

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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Originally posted by neonearthtone

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

goopychaosgremlin:

eroticcannibal:

eroticcannibal:

I think cis allies should start beating the shit out of anyone trotting out the trans = groomer line

No this is not a joke or hyperbole. They are trying to get people killed. Beat them up. Scare them. Make them fucking bleed. Teach them a lesson.

The facists have found this post and are upset lmao

Anyway hope you get your teeth smashed in 😘

I saw a video a while back where some nazi was clearly antagonizing outside of a drag show and one of the people responded “Do something then.” And the nazi (already cowering back mind you) asked, “oh so you can get me with a hate crime?” And the guy with full rage said, “No so I can fucking kill you.”

More of that please.

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natalieironside:

natalieironside:

What could we as a species accomplish if we didn’t have to labor all day in hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disk

Listen, one time we put a guy in a giant flying bomb and shot him up into outer space and brought him back alive, and then we did it again, and then we did it so many more times it became just a thing we do now and “guy who gets shot into the heavens” is like a job kids can aspire to have. We did that while doing pretty much everything else in the slowest and least efficient ways possible.

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plaguedocboi:

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Babe if I had the option to live underwater I wouldn’t want to resurface either

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jenjensd:

jenjensd:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

babblingbranches:

clitfisto:

clitfisto:

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

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I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

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redactedmatopoeia:

redactedmatopoeia:

i have to get rid of half a pack of cigarettes by april 14 and “get rid of” cannot mean “smoking myself.” but why would you throw away something so expensive

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greatest website in the world

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myclericalromance:

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said “we’re not catholic here”. now every time i’m doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

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last-to-the-orgy:

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onyxedskies:

what, if any, of your joints/bones pop or crack (other than your back)

fingers/toes

wrists/ankles

neck

knees

hips

elbows

collarbones

sternum

multiple (say in tags!)

are you guys ok???

i’ve experienced popping and cracking in all of the above so i wanna know how normal this is

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neck/fingers/toes/knees/elbows/ankles,